Scott's View - San Antonio, Texas
Not everything goes as you hope it will.
I had been to San Antonio with Deb a few years before and we had
a great time. We were especially impressed by the Riverwalk, a great party
district with plenty of cool bars and restaurants. So I was excited about making
a stop there on the Baseball Trip, since Ron had never been there. I could play
"host" and show him all the cool places around town.
The drive from Austin to San Antonio was the shortest one of the
entire trip, and we took advantage of that fact by getting a good night's sleep
and arriving in town refreshed and ready for anything. After checking into the
'6' shortly after noon, we decided to take a walk downtown to see the Alamo. The
Motel 6 brochure read "Alamo - 1 mi.", so we started hoofing it. Well,
whoever wrote that brochure must have been thinking of some other Alamo, because
the one we were looking for was considerably more than a mile away, and the 100
degree heat wasn't making for a very pleasant walk. Eventually we got there,
tired and sweaty, and made our way in. I suggested we watch a short film on the
history of the Alamo in a small theatre adjacent to the museum. From my last
visit, I remembered an entertaining and informative presentation which truly
brought the story of Jim Bowie, Davy Crockett and the rest of the brave soldiers
to life. Unfortunately, it had been replaced with a dull, sterile account of the
famous battle which bored us more than enlightened us. At least the theatre was
air-conditioned.
After getting our fill of history, I suggested we check out the
Riverwalk before heading back to the motel. It was still early in the day, so
not much was going on, but we did spot some promising places to party later in
the evening. Now, though, we had to start back in order to make it to the game
on time.
Nelson Wolff Municipal Stadium is located on the southwest
corner of town, about 10 miles from the motel. After an easy drive there, we
found ourselves among the crowd filing in for the evening's contest. Wolff was
built in 1994, and follows the "less is more" philosophy of many
stadiums from the early to mid '90s. It's nice enough, and a comfortable place
to watch a game, but there's just no real character to it. Save for the
Alamo-shaped scoreboard, you might not even know what state you're in.
Still, the awful heat of the day was beginning to give way to a
cool evening breeze, and with the help of a few cold beers, nine innings flew
right by, and the Riverwalk awaited.
Unfortunately, though, the easy drive to the park turned
into a near-nightmare on the way back. I foolishly chose a non-interstate route
back to town, but soon realized that, contrary to Rand McNally's opinion, the
road did not go through to the other side of town. We decided to find our way
back to the highway to get downtown, and soon enough, a sign reading "to
I-10" pointed the way. Ah, but this was Texas. Apparently, the system of
entering and exiting the interstates in the state of Texas was designed by a
team of chimpanzees on crack. "To I-10" turned out to be a road
leading to a ramp leading to a frontage road leading to another ramp leading to
another frontage road leading to a ... dead end! If there was actually a way to
get on I-10 among all this mess, we certainly missed it.
Somehow, we eventually found our way back to the motel and hiked
down to the Riverwalk. It was just before midnight -- not too late to find a
good place to hang out on a Thursday night, right? Wrong! The sidewalks of San
Antonio were all but rolled up, as we walked past window after window revealing
upside-down chairs stacked on tables. Finally we happened upon (the aptly named)
Dick's Last Resort, which was still open. We spent the next half hour as 2 of
about 10 people listening to a bad house band mutilate some good rock & roll
songs before deciding to give up and call it a night.
It wasn't a bad day, really, but quite the anticlimax to one of
the most-anticipated stops on the trip. Just goes to show that you never know
how the day's going to turn out!